To the tune, “Good Ol’ Mountain Dew”
We know that Bill has a still on the
hill
And it runs off a gallon or two
Ol’ Crazy Jack falls flat on his back
From sippin’ on that good ol’ mountain dew
That counselor Brett
Ain’t finished growin’ yet
And he stands about four foot two
But he feels like a giant
If you give him a pint
Of that good ol’ mountain dew
(Chorus) They call it that good ol’ mountain dew
And them that refuse it are few
I’ll hush up my mug
If you fill up my jug
With that good ol’ mountain dew
Robert’s swimming lake
Will just have to wait
Seems the algae’s moved in like glue
Ought to let it drain
Then fill it again
With nothin’ but that good ol’ mountain dew
Well Steven Cole walks
And talks kinda slow
When he’s at Mac’s with nothing to do
But watch him move fast
You better let him past
When he has a little bit o’ mountain dew
(Chorus)
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