To the tune, “Charlie Brown”
Fe Fe Fi Fi Fo Fo Fum
Who’s walkin’ ’round here
Dressed just like a bum?
(Chorus) Stevie Cole, Stevie Cole
Talks real slow, that Stevie Cole
He’s gonna get caught, just you wait and see
“Why’s everybody always pickin’ on me?”
He makes his announcement in the dining hall
But he isn’t really saying anything at all
Who’s always driving Warnock’s car?
Who wants to someday be a star?
Who pushes little girls too far?
Guess who? (Who, me?) Yeah, You!
You’ll find him shooting baskets
Down in the big gym
Why does everybody
Keep laughing at him?