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Camp Illahee Girls

To the tune, “California Girls”

Well, our hometown girls are hip
There sure are some with pretty cute heads
But those Brevard girls gave Tim Stroud a scare
They come complete with great big “Reds”

Well, even the small ones had good fun
Even though their dance was square
And the disco fever hit the dancers here
There was boogie in the air

(Chorus)  We wish they all could be Camp Illahee
We wish they all could be Camp Illahee
We wish they all could be Camp Illahee girls

There’s a lot of Illahee dancers
And they were not hard to find
Even ol’ Steve Cole got to boogie this time
But we know she’s a little bit blind

Well, Tom saw Bertha once again
And all night we saw them dance
But he’s gettin’ just a little upset
About the jokes at her expanse

(Chorus)

Cabin 8 has the wildest dancer
And his name is John DeWitt
He tore up the floor and went back for more
Doesn’t know the meaning of quit

We know that Deerwoode is the best
And PC will will make us stud
We all can’t wait till that Spaz Day
So we can roll them in the mud

(Chorus)